by
Catharine Sowards
My father was an aficionado of the American Western. He loved Zane Grey, the Lone Ranger, and tales of Wyatt Earp and the James Brothers. When he was ten years old, he had found a stray cat, which he instantly christened Billy the Kid with Two Smokin' Forty-fives. That's exactly what he called that cat, too. Even after Billy had given birth to three litters in rapid succession, all promptly abandoned to be hand-reared by my father and his sister, Dad referred to the cat by the whole name. My grandmother, who, it was said, referred to the cat by other names which she would later decline to repeat to me, once told me it was meanest cat that she'd ever seen. No one could touch Billy without risking bloodshed. Billy was a feral cat, lured to their doorstep by a killing hunger which, once satisfied, merely made a wild, vicious cat a wild, vicious cat with a full belly. Dad never stopped trying to tame that cat, either. Every day of their lives together, he would seek out Billy and attempt to woo her with cat food or table scraps or bits of knotted string from her place in the crawlspace beneath the house. And every day, Billy would make it clear that she would eat the food, scarf the scraps and even bat at the knot, if she happened to be so inclined. But she would not accept a human touch -- any human -- including my father. The scars Billy left on Dad's hands and arms were so deep that they remained visible up to the day he died, 72 years after he'd found her, and 70 after she'd met her own end, under the wheels of Ross Lundy's uncle's brand-new, six-cylinder 1938 Packard.
The Packard, as it turned out, had a whole story of its own. My father wouldn't hear it all until years later, shortly before he left Texarkana forever. But it turns out that that Packard was a bone of contention between Ross Lundy's father, Danny Jay, who could no more afford a Packard during the Depression than a, to use Danny Jay's own favorite expression, "trip to gay Pareeeee," and Ross' maternal uncle, Garrett Swanson, who, apparently, could. Garrett bought that car, Danny Jay told Ross, out of sheer, ornery spite, and then drove it around town to show it off. All of which was designed, according to Danny Jay, just so that Lida, who was Garrett's sister and Ross' mother, know for certain she'd married a first-class failure. "That car," Danny Jay would mutter under his breath every time it swerved off of Elm Street and up into his driveway for family gatherings. "That goddamned car." Garrett Swanson had driven that car for the first time straight off the showroom floor in Mount Pleasant, east on Highway 67, into Texarkana, and directly over the 3rd and 4th thoracic vertebrae of Billy the Kid with Two Smokin' Forty-fives.
Garrett Swanson and that goddamned car were none too popular around Elm Street, I can tell you.
The funeral for Billy the Kid with Two Smokin' Forty-Fives was a simple affair. A shoebox, some beeswax, a box of wooden matches and six mourners, including Ross and Danny Jay Lundy, who felt it was only right they represent the family of the killer in paying respects to the deceased. My father was devastated. It's probably safe to say that Billy was the only thing he had let himself truly love, and her tragic death left him unable to speak at her service. My grandmother was elected to replace him as keynote speaker.
Her eulogy was short and to the point. "Mean and ugly. Glad she's dead." And then, because there are just rules about these sorts of occasions, "Name of the Father, Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen."
Because my grandmother had a passion for begonias and bare-root roses, no cat -- particularly one with the evil disposition of Miss Billy -- was going to be buried in her backyard. She insisted that the burial take place down the hill, at the edge of the man-made pond that dead-ended Elm Street. Everybody but my father spoke a few kind words about Billy, which took almost no time at all. Then my grandmother put the lid on the shoebox, which she'd lined with the beeswax, set it on the surface of the water, struck a match and lit the corner, giving the box a light shove to move it into the middle of the pond. The box rocked and bobbed for a moment, threatening to capsize and spill its payload into the murky pond water. But it didn't. As the mourners watched from the shore, the box smoldered for a moment at the corner, then burst into full flame and Billy went off to Glory in a thrash of orange-and-blue-tinged fire of beeswax and corrugated cardboard.
A Viking funeral, my grandmother called it. My father liked that. It was probably one of the few times my grandmother had been emotionally helpful for him. She was only looking out for her begonias in the end, of course. Still, it was a nice gesture -- a grand gesture -- and my father was one to appreciate grand gestures.
Hence, his love of the American Western.
The Western genre is nothing if not a litany of grand gestures. Wide open spaces. Men of courage trying hard to tame lawless wilderness that's trying hard not to be tamed. Chivalry. Justice. Vengeance. Righteous indignation. Right vs. Wrong. Good vs. Evil. Domestic Shorthair Tabby vs. 1938 Packard.
There is more of a connection between the car and the cat than might be apparent on the surface. A few years after Billy the Kid with Two Smokin' Forty-fives made her way to Valhalla in a shoebox, at the Lundy's annual Fourth of July BBQ, the Packard took a direct hit from an M-80 through the open driver's side window whilst parked at the end of the cul-de-sac. In seconds, it seemed, the vehicle was completely engulfed, and because it was too far away from the front yard garden hoses and the brand new city-installed fire hydrant to be rescued, a decision had to be made quickly as to what to do with the burning car. Even with all the big, strong male Lundys at the back bumper, pushing the car up the grade toward the houses was impractical and possibly dangerous. Leaving to burn, with a full tank of gasoline (which many had wondered aloud about, given wartime rationing) was also not an option, as an explosion might result.
So it was decided that the 1938 Packard, which had been babied and adored by Garrett Swanson for many years, would have to be pushed into the pond. As Garrett stood on the bank, tears welled up in his eyes, while he watched a group of boys and men, including my father and Ross, smash the windows, then collect at the rear bumper and heave the car into the pond. There, it floated for a moment or two, flames licking voraciously out of the window openings. My father stood on one side of Danny Jay, Ross on the other, as they watched the car tip and rock as it took on water. Then, like the burning destroyers my father had seen in the newsreels of Pearl Harbor, the car took one final bow forward, and sank, nose-first, into the twelve-foot depths of the pond. The flames made a mad dash toward the back of the passenger compartment in an effort to survive, and actually managed to glow a bit after the car was submerged beneath the black surface. Finally, they succumbed as the water rushed in and swallowed the car whole.
"What does that remind you of, boys?" Danny Jay asked his voice thick through an inebriated fog.
Ross and my father exchanged puzzled looks.
"A Viking funeral," slurred Danny Jay. And then he began to laugh, uncontrollably. Some might even say, diabolically.
No one ever did know just exactly who it was that had launched the fatal M-80. Nor could they fully explain why the Packard had burned so quickly and so ferociously, although there were some reports of a smell of kerosene. Nothing could be proved, of course. But rumors abounded. Garrett Swanson didn't spend too much time on Elm Street after that. Not that anybody missed him really. There was a war on, after all, and the Packard plant in Michigan had already been re-tooled to build airplanes.
In the end, it didn't matter much. Because, in the end, Billy the Kid with Two Smokin' Forty-fives lay in her eternal resting place beside the burned-out carcass of her killer. That was justice.
* * *
When my father left home, his head newly shorn and wearing the uniform of a United States Army private, he expected that he might not come back alive. People tell stories that way, years after things happen, and one can never be sure if they're exaggerating for the benefit of the story, or whether it is really the way they felt at the time. I suspect, though, that this was exactly the way my father felt. It was the end of 1943. He was heading for France. We were winning the war by then, but there were still plenty of War Department telegrams being placed in the shaking hands of wives and mothers to go around. I think my dad fully anticipated he'd be coming home in a flag-draped coffin. I also suspect that he found this idea quite heroic and romantic, given that he was eighteen years old and had never spent any time in a flag-draped coffin before.
God knows what experiences he had in Europe. He never discussed them with either of his wives, nor with any of his four children. They were bad enough, I imagine, that over a couple of years, somewhere between a blood-soaked beachhead in France and a frost-laden forest in Germany, he stopped fantasizing about the glamour of being sent home, shot up all to hell, in a flag-draped coffin, and just got down to the business of staying alive.
They said little at first, but there seemed to be no acrimony between them, as if they were all just there, doing their jobs. Maybe this far into a long and damning war, young men in their late teens and early twenties who should have been at home, sitting at their mothers' table, or in cars, entangled in the slender limbs of their young sweethearts, were far more alike than different. This was made clear when, just as the sun was rising, during one of the few attempts at conversation, one of the young Germans spoke the only English he knew.
"Tex Ritter und White Flash."
The next morning, after they had all buried the young dead German soldier together, the Americans abandoned the disabled jeep, and decided to walk the surviving prisoners the eight miles to the American base camp where the Germans would be debriefed and sent to a POW camp in England.
Every time Dad told that story, I used to wonder whether those two prisoners would someday tell their own children the story of the singing American cowboys who had taken them prisoner, shared their rations and their American cigarettes, and bonded over another singing cowboy and a horse named White Flash.